Quick Oppo! What is the imaginary animal you'd be the most scared of?

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 07/21/2015 at 18:04 • Filed to: None

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For me it is lobster sized flying lobsters, I hate bugs and holy hell I’d be scared of a flying lobster, imagine the buzzing sound of giant insect wings on something as heavy as a large lobster.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 18:08

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Pretty much anything from Impossible Creatures .

No Prius Needed > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 18:09

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Rad roaches by far.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 18:10

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I fear the sea, so pretty much anything from there that isn’t something cool like a yellow tang. I refuse to go on cruises for this reason.

CKeffer > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 18:10

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Nope....now in flying form!

scoob > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 18:13

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Anything with more than 4 legs that suddenly gains the ability to fly.

NOPE.AVI.

My citroen won't start > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 07/21/2015 at 18:13

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I have the same fear, I’m terrified of sunken/abandoned ships and the sea in general. I do like boats though.

My citroen won't start > No Prius Needed 07/21/2015 at 18:13

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I’d forgotten about Rad roaches, I fear that.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > No Prius Needed 07/21/2015 at 18:13

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Really? Not deathclaws?

Rainbow > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 18:14

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Giant squirrel-sized wasps that burrow into the ground, punch holes in water pipes, and come into houses through the toilet. Also their stingers (which are the size of a thumbtack and travel about as fast as a paintball) grow back within an hour, and they’re capable of biting as well. Plus their exoskeleton is ten times as strong as that of a rhinoceros beetle, and they’re very oily and impossible to grab onto.

And they lay their eggs inside of human eyeballs.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 18:14

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I’m fascinated by ships but also can’t go anywhere near them. Stood next to a boat in dry dock once and got pretty nervous.

My citroen won't start > CKeffer 07/21/2015 at 18:14

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloonin…

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 18:15

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lobsters owe me some payback, because I’ve eaten mny, many of their kind. On the other hand, if these were real, I would probably eat many, many of their kind as well....mmmm.. Lobster wings with with a nice chicanti.

Rainbow > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 07/21/2015 at 18:16

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My biggest fear is deep water. I’m sure there’s a name for that, but I dunno what it is. I love cruises, but when I look at the ship statistics channel on the TV and it says “Current water depth: 12,392 feet” or something like that, and we’re 70 miles from the nearest shore... yeah, that’s a little unsettling.

My citroen won't start > scoob 07/21/2015 at 18:16

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Fully agree, especially something with pinches and claws

Rainbow > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/21/2015 at 18:17

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It’s a baby one! I hope we’ll be able to tame him and ride on his back and go to baseball games with him.

My citroen won't start > Rainbow 07/21/2015 at 18:19

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Jesus, is this your invention? A bot-fly like, squirrel sized wasp that can go into plumbing.

CKeffer > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 18:19

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Yes, but that only really works for the small ones, I’m talking big ass tarantula sized bastards :D

My citroen won't start > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/21/2015 at 18:19

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Oh the horror, the weird combinations.

Spaceball-Two > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 18:19

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Rainbow > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 18:20

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Yup. Wasps are my least favorite things already, so I decided to see just how horrible they could be.

My citroen won't start > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 07/21/2015 at 18:20

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I’ve murdered and eaten many of their kind too, but imagine if it entered your house at night.

My citroen won't start > CKeffer 07/21/2015 at 18:21

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I’d be really afraid of that.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 18:25

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A horseshoe crab that flies. I would prefer them to stay underwater and on the ground.

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 18:26

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Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 18:26

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A hungry bear-sized dog with claws and wings. I love animals, but I’m scared to death by a dog, even a tiny puppy. I can’t imagine a bear-sized dog with claws and wings.

Nerd-Vol > CKeffer 07/21/2015 at 18:29

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Aww hell naw. Get that shit up out of here.

Brian, The Life of > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 18:33

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Corvidae with thumbs. Humanity’s days would be numbered.

CRider > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 07/21/2015 at 18:36

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Now imagine a 50’ long, carnivorous yellow tang.

CKeffer > Nerd-Vol 07/21/2015 at 18:36

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He just wants to be loved!

scoob > Rainbow 07/21/2015 at 18:38

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You’ve thought about this before, haven’t you?

My citroen won't start > Brian, The Life of 07/21/2015 at 18:38

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They would overrule us in days.

My citroen won't start > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/21/2015 at 18:40

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Oh, no, imagine if they discovered the power to attach do things.

Nerd-Vol > CKeffer 07/21/2015 at 18:40

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I'll love him with a rolled up Motor Trend.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 18:41

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My wife is Japanese, if she saw it, it would be cooked almost instantly. If it is in the sea, Japanese will eat it.

CKeffer > Nerd-Vol 07/21/2015 at 18:44

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Lol awesome

MultiplaOrgasms > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 18:47

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LEECHES.

I’ve been forever traumatized since I encountered dozens of them at a nearby pond. Now if there were giant Leeches large enough to swallow humans.....

My citroen won't start > MultiplaOrgasms 07/21/2015 at 19:06

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Leeches large enough to kill you, but not large enough to slip inside your house unnoticed.

macanamera > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 19:09

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I’d be terrified of a Brian Silvestro that was good at Forza

ly2v8-Brian > macanamera 07/21/2015 at 19:19

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Shots fired

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 19:31

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It would sorta be like the facehugger things from Alien. It sorta looks like it.

OPPOsaurus WRX > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 20:30

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That’s looks more tasty than scary

My citroen won't start > OPPOsaurus WRX 07/21/2015 at 20:32

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Imagine a flock of these *click clacking* their claws coming at you like flies.

OPPOsaurus WRX > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 20:42

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i think the proper term is buffet. go get my gun!

boomervazquez > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 21:32

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I don’t even know if this counts but i’m scared.

MultiplaOrgasms > My citroen won't start 07/22/2015 at 04:50

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Cheeky bastards.

X37.9XXS > My citroen won't start 07/22/2015 at 09:07

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Come at me, bro.

Now, I just need to find some giant clams

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > CRider 07/22/2015 at 10:00

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no thanks

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Rainbow 07/22/2015 at 10:02

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Yeah I don’t think I'd enjoy that.

Rainbow > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 07/22/2015 at 10:15

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You probably would, though. Just as long as you don’t pay attention to that channel, anyway. Cruises are the best bang for your buck as far as vacations go, and as long as your ship is big enough you can’t even tell it’s moving. So, if your fear is really too much, just stay inside and avoid the windows.

Honestly, I cannot stress enough how much I recommend cruising for anyone at all. Even shipwreck survivors need to suck it up and book one. It’s just too good not to do.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Rainbow 07/22/2015 at 10:21

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I’m still not convinced haha. I just don’t like boats.

Rainbow > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 07/22/2015 at 10:26

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Fair enough. I guess it’s one of those things where you won’t know until you try it, and it’s just not likely that you’ll try it. I can’t say you’re not missing out, but to each his own I guess.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Rainbow 07/22/2015 at 10:30

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I dont holiday often anyway haha. My last time abroad was 6 years ago...

Rainbow > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 07/22/2015 at 10:36

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Wow. I spend a lot of time out and about, and when I’m at home I’m just looking forward to my next trip. :P

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Rainbow 07/22/2015 at 10:46

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Haha I tend to go to smaller closer to home stuff like music festivals and sports. I spent most of my money on my car so I try to avoid splashing out on a holiday.